The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I did not marry a roomba.
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