id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
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He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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