Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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