i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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