dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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