im about as happy as oj after his trial
can u get pink eye on your cock?
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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