CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
is it fun? or sober?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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