So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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