i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
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I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
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