i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
