Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You work out of a Hotel?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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