I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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