K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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