wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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