So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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