so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I think your dad took our porno
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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