i just google imaged poop.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
If its not for food we ain't going out.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
