Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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