I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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