I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize
