I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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