That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Randomize
