This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
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I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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