5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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