Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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