apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
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I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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