I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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