I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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