He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
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We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I wish there were birth control emojis
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
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please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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