fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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