Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
send nudes
from the living room?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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