i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Boobs speak an international language.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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