Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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