HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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