my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
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rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
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The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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