just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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