whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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