I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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