i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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