i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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