Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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