you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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