The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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