Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
What drink are we having for lunch?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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