Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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