Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
my mouth tastes like poor choices
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
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