Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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