You really coming over, don't trick.
he was CRYING into my vagina
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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