I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
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