you're like a bully in the Christmas story
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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