I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
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I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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