Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
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The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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