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So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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