i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
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My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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